The new phone tech that everyone is going to need for Christmas

This new phone is the best bit of new tech I've seen all year. So far they've done quite well out of Kickstarter funding and are now moving onto the next stage of their take over of the global mobile phone market.

Yes the NoPhone is so simple, in fact......... it is quite simply so stupidly simple that I don't think I can describe it in my own words. So heres a quote from the creators Shopify page:

Phone addiction is real. And it's everywhere. It's ruining your dates. It's distracting you at concerts. It's disrupting you in movie theaters. It's clogging up sidewalks. Now, there is a real solution.Introducing the NoPhone, a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact.
With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment. Never again experience the unsettling feeling of flesh on flesh when closing your hand.

How it Works  

Pick it up. Hold it.

 As you can see this is the future we have all been dreaming of as this phone is battery free, so no more charging! It never needs upgrades, its completely shatterproof (full rubber body) and is also completely waterproof. This will be the last phone you will ever have to buy and it also now comes with the option of a 'Selfie' upgrade!!

Check out that shiny mirror that you can also use for checking your hair and makeup!

The NoPhone is available only online here and for only $12 is a bargain, especially as it comes with a full instruction manual at no extra cost! Grab yours while you can as all the marketing predictions say that this is going to be sold out by Christmas!!